WARNING - SPOILERS!
Synopsis - a *much* better version of "Inspector Gadget" (not that anything could get worse). Overall, a cute movie.
Released - 2002
Character - Clark Devlin, secret agent extraordinaire
Accent - English (Received Pronunciation)
Good guy or bad boy? - One of the good guys
Bastard rating - 4 (not an angel by any means - he's a trained secret agent and will take people out)
Blood & Bullets - Lots of martial arts (obviously because it's a Jackie Chan movie), Jason doesn't have much action (except for a rather bland tango). Rated PG-13.
Costumes - The Tuxedo (duh), gorgeous suits with gorgeous ties, an extraordinary turtleneck, and who knew that bullet-proof vests and rappelling gear could be so sexy?
Pinky Ring? - Yes, check out the picture here.
Hair - short with a small hairpiece on top. Not bad really.
Other cast - Jackie Chan (kinda fun), Jennifer Love Hewitt (blech).
Squidge factor - Extremely high - he's utterly charming (9 out of 10)
Death - Nope. But he spends most of the movie in the hospital.
Favorites Quotes - His order at Burger King - "Two whoppers, hold the onion, extra ketchup, toast the bottom bun only, medium well done, two large fries, extra well done, two chocolate milk shakes, however the chef likes. That's it." * "You're the head of an intelligence agency. Why don't you be intelligent?"
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