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| Artwork by Diane Taurins (me). |
WARNING - SPOILERS!
Synopsis - Black comedy with a drunken journalist, corrupt politician, murder, infidelity and "chips!" Loads of fun. Pretty wacky movie, but I liked it.
Released - 1998
Character - "Cow Pat" Keegan
Accent - Northern Irish (delicious)
Good guy or bad boy? - Oh yeah, really bad
Bastard rating - 9 (he gets a point off for the great sense of humor and for being so damned cute)
Blood & Bullets - Yes, lots of blood, violence and chips! (Well, the store was closed, so Starkey had to get pizza, but whatever).
Costumes - Pat is a snappy dresser. Love his clothes. Especially the blue shirt and black pants ensemble. Geez. And an earring! Yeow.
Pinky Ring? - Oh yeah
Hair - Extremely short, but it looks great.
Other cast - David Thewlis (Starkey)
Squidge factor - *Extremely high* I find Pat Keegan to be one of the sexiest characters to date. Don't know why for sure. He just is. Maybe it's the atttitude. And his sense of humor. And the way he moves. And the clothes. And the earring. And . . . (A perfect10 for Pat)
Death - Yep. "He blowed up good. He blowed up real good." (the SCTV movie guys).
Screentime - Approximately 18 minutes.
Favorites Quotes - "How's that for the bigger fucking picture?" * "I thought you said they were long-life batteries?" <--(smartass)
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