WARNING - SPOILERS!
Synopsis - Based on the best-selling book which tells of the disastrous U.S. mission to Somalia in October of 1993. But it wasn't Captain Steele's fault!
Released - 2001
Character - Ranger Captain Mike Steele
Accent - American/Southern
Good guy or bad boy? - Good
Bastard rating - 3 (well, I have to give him something - he does shoot people)
Blood & Bullets - Oh geez - *tons* of both. Very graphic. Rated R.
Costumes - Nifty camouflage. Helmet on most of the time.
Pinky Ring? - No.
Hair - none - completely bald - but it works
Other cast - Josh Hartnett, Eric Bana (lovely), Sam Shepard, Ewan McGregor (love him) <-- "Coffee guy" couldn't have made coffee for Steele??
Squidge factor - Surprisingly high. Looks pretty hot without hair. (8 out of 10)
Death - Nope. He was one of the lucky ones.
Favorites Quotes - "You Delta boys are a bunch of undisciplined cowboys. Let me tell you something, Sargeant. When we get on the 5-yard line, you're gonna need my Rangers. So y'all better learn to be team players. We're done here," * "You understand why we have a chain of command, don't ya? Because if I ever see you undermine me again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til ya can't taste the difference between shit and french fries. Are we clear?"
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