WARNING - SPOILERS!
Synopsis - A knight and the last dragon on Earth join forces with the downtrodden townfolk to overthrow a tyrannical king. Cute movie. My kids like it too.
Released - 1996
Character - Lord Felton, minion extraordinaire
Accent - English (Received Pronunciation)
Good guy or bad boy? - Bad
Bastard rating - 6 (would be higher, but he's a coward too)
Blood & Bullets - Sword fights, some blood. Rated PG-13.
Costumes - A couple of goofy hats, bad jewelry, leather garments, pants that won't stay up (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Pinky Ring? - Yes, it's part of the 'bad jewelry' mentioned above.
Hair - long, but not particularly appealing. Goatee has possibilities.
Other cast - Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery (voice of Draco), David Thewlis
Squidge factor - Low, even with a shirtless scene, though you get a glimpse of his pants falling down. He's just too . . . slimy. One of my least favorite JI characters. (6 out of 10)
Death - Yep. An axe to the back. But he makes it almost to the end.
Favorites Quotes - "Back to work, you scum."
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