The Tall Guy
WARNING - SPOILERS!
Synopsis - Goofy
movie about an American working as a straight man for a comic in England. The
best part is the ridiculous production of "Elephant," a musical
adaptation of "The Elephant Man." And the tease that the director
would next be doing "Dirty Dick," a musical adaptation of
"Richard III," with the breakout hit, "I've a hunch I'm gonna be
king." <-- I told you I was easily amused
Released - 1989
Character - Doctor
#2
Accent - English
(Received Pronunciation)
Good guy or bad boy? - I
assume he's a good guy, but maybe he goes on to work the Umbrella Corporation
(see Resident Evil)
Bastard rating -
0
Blood & Bullets - Nope.
Rated R for nudity.
Costumes - Cheap,
wrinkly surgeon's scrubs and mask (unlike the hi-tech stuff in Resident Evil).
Pinky Ring?
- No, surgeon again. You'd want him to drop it in you?
Hair - Who knows? It's
covered.
Other cast - Jeff
Goldblum, Rowan Atkinson and Emma Thompson
Squidge factor - 5
(again with the surgical mask, but they don't make good use of his eyes like
they do in Resident Evil)
Death - No
Screentime
- Approximately 21 seconds (really).
Favorites Quotes
- "You mean the patient's . . . spineless." <-- this is 1/2 of his
total dialogue. I kid you not.
Video/DVD
- Buy
it if you're a Jeff Goldblum or Emma Thompson fan. Maybe if you're a Rowan
Atkinson fan (although it's not as fun as Blackadder or Mr. Bean). Don't even
bother with this one if you're not.
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