Thursday, January 15, 2015

Shopping


Shopping

WARNING - SPOILERS!

Synopsis - Stupid people doing incredibly stupid things to other stupid people. As pointless as "Hotel." * I really could have used a giant shot of Novacaine injected directly into my brain. But it was numb by the end of this anyway.

Released - 1994

Character - Steve, market trader in illegal goods (Steve should have sold 'clues' to these people).

Accent - English

Good guy or bad boy? - That's open to debate.

Bastard rating - 3?

Blood & Bullets - None in his scene. Violence in other bits. Rated 'R' for 'Relentlessly Stupid."

Costumes - Baseball cap with brim turned up (looked rather silly), satiny jacket, jeans, apron.

Pinky Ring? - Yes.

Hair - short, lots of stubble on his face (not particularly appealing - the stubble, not his face).

Other cast - Jude Law, Sadie Frost, Sean Pertwee, Sean Bean

Squidge factor - Eeeek, a 5 maybe? The gum-chomping really turned me off. Ick.

Death - No.

Screentime - 1 minute, 50 seconds

Favorites Quotes - "What you fuckin' looking at?" 
Video/DVD - Try to borrow someone's copy if you must.

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